I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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