well you can't waste a boner
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
sarcasm needs its own font
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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