but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
she peed on how many people?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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