You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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