I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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