that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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