Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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