She announced her abortion via fbk
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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