Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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