hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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