I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
