i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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