Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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