Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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