But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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