Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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