Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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