Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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