If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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