I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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