"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I touched a dick in church today
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
