i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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