you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
she smelled like a LAN party
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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