Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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