Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
