If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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