Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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