i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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