i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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