it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
