Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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