I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
it's great music for shaving your balls
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I need a burrito and a hug.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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