She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
cat food counts as protein by the way
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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