Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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