does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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