spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I think pants incapable of making pants work
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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