Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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