Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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