The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
