I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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