i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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