So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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