My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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