I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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