i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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