We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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