every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I need to sanitize my soul.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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