I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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