hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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