Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm always down for nudity.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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